On bullshit

ד | Pareidolia Reflected No Answers To Me | ד . dice:
jesus fuck
Hay un hombre que puede ayudarte...BATMAN!? dice:
ZOMG
sacrilegio
habra porno de la crucifixion?
. ד | Pareidolia Reflected No Answers To Me | ד . dice:
rule 34
Hay un hombre que puede ayudarte...BATMAN!? dice:
nunca la he visto
tal vez eso pruebe q no existe dios

omg
a new axiom of it
IF THERE IS NO PORNS OF IT, IT DOESNT EXIST
makes logic for me
No cake porn = cake is a lie
MAthematical proof
. ד | Pareidolia Reflected No Answers To Me | ד . dice:
oh you
havent you seen jesus fucking christ?
Hay un hombre que puede ayudarte...BATMAN!? dice:
omg no
usted si??
hay q llamar al vaticano
primero preguntanmos si tiene battletooads en el cielo
y luego eso
. ד | Pareidolia Reflected No Answers To Me | ד . dice:
jajajjaja
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aun asi
mi prueba es funcional
. ד | Pareidolia Reflected No Answers To Me | ד . dice:
si no hay porno de su prueba
su prueba no existe
y no es funcional
discuss
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la ventana ahora trata sobre payasos macabros

PARTY HARD RELOADED

Party Hard RELOADED

Anon always delivers...

Party Hard

One day on Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I herd you liek Mudkipz..."

"Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS."

"Oh really? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is..."(he cuts me off before I could say "if you were a Mudkips.")

"OF COURSE."

"Well I just happen to have a Mudkip here, and.."

Mudkip parent's

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I coolly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

So U Liek Mudkipz, eh?

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid. I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

A mudkip from teh earliezt of timez.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

My mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo Holmes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

• So I ask you: do you like Mudkipz?